Tampod, i mean TamPad, i mean iPad

Dear Steve Jobs,
It's kinda of insulting that such a frivolous piece of over-hyped, redundant technological shit would be released when so many people are having a hard enough time maintaining a steady job to pay the bills.
Come back on stage when you have a product with removable anything (battery, storage, etc) and/or when the battery life doesn't have to be measured in hours.
We're not made of electricity.
However, i do enjoy Stephen Colbert's obsession with the device, because it dovetails so nicely with his television persona.

meme truthiness

i really hope imdb is correct in its listing of Kill Bill Vol 3 and Machete.

it is easy being green

part one of my two hundred seventy six part series,
"lazy for a better planet":
instead of buying new gift wrap, use recycled paper and bags.
many items are already sealed with countless layers of plastics, glues, paper products and other fastening objects, so just toss it in a nice little container.
maybe add some of that crunchy colorful stuffing paper for extra fun and do the scissor ribbon trick for fancy-shmancy curls.
little kids have enough trouble opening their gifts, and adults will appreciate your earth-friendly creativity.
also, it's great seeing people's reactions when they open a box from banana republic only to find a dvd inside.
tropic thunder director's cut? go ahead, try it on!