free willy

actually just free will, but the reference to a famous orca sure got your attention, yes?

Amazon Review Comedy

Searching for a new album from a favorite band, I somehow stumbled upon a book called How to Live with a Huge Penis.
I figured I should at least read a review to see if it's a real book.


After reading two reviews, I'm pretty sure this is a big joke.

Pharmaceuticals

What a deal!

-sent from Adam's friendly robot phone

test post, website 2.5

many thanks to Nick Merola for streamlining the navigation of my website.

Tampod, i mean TamPad, i mean iPad

Dear Steve Jobs,
It's kinda of insulting that such a frivolous piece of over-hyped, redundant technological shit would be released when so many people are having a hard enough time maintaining a steady job to pay the bills.
Come back on stage when you have a product with removable anything (battery, storage, etc) and/or when the battery life doesn't have to be measured in hours.
We're not made of electricity.
However, i do enjoy Stephen Colbert's obsession with the device, because it dovetails so nicely with his television persona.