Snow and ice

Over 50cm of snow in the Philadelphia area means train delays, automobile accidents and unintentional ice skating. I should have tried a triple axle sowcow when I slid for a full metre on one boot.

-sent from Motorola Droid

sea kittens

Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!

great ad agency holiday card

so bad (on purpose) and the lyrics are great.

enjoy.

netflix rating game pt 19

part nineeen of the new netflix rating game:
solution to part eighteen is here.

congrats to L-time for correctly identifying part eighteen.

netflix rating game pt 18

part eighteen of the new netflix rating game:

solution to part seventeen is here.

congrats to killadelfkid for correctly identifying part seventeen.

new blog

warning: this website contains photos of cute animals and some strong language. viewer discretion is advised, but this is the internet so you will probably look anyway.

netflix rating game pt 17

part seventeen of the new netflix rating game:solution to part sixteen is here.

congrats to j for correctly identifying part sixteen.

netflix rating game pt 16

part sixteen of the new netflix rating game:solution to part fifteen is here.

congrats to killadelfkid for correctly identifying part fifteen.

netflix rating game pt 15

part fifteen of the new netflix rating game:solution to part fourteen is here.

congrats to J for correctly identifying part fourteen.

netflix rating game pt 14

part fourteen of the new netflix rating game:solution to part thirteen is here.

congrats to Anonymous for correctly identifying part thirteen.

netflix rating game pt 13

part thirteen of the new netflix rating game:solution to part twelve is here.

congrats to my mom for enjoying this almost as much as i do.

netflix rating game pt 12

part twelve of the new netflix rating game:
solution to part eleven is here.
congrats to "Roger Ebert" Fuller for sweeping the contest thus far.

netflix rating game pt 11

part eleven of the new netflix rating game:
solution to part ten is here.
congrats to "Gene Siskel" Fuller for sweeping the contest thus far.

netflix rating game pt 10

part ten of the new netflix rating game:
solution to part nine is here.
congrats to "Roger Ebert" Fuller for sweeping the contest thus far.

netflix rating game pt 9

part nine of the new netflix rating game:
solution to part eight is here.
congrats to "James Lipton" Fuller for sweeping the contest thus far.

netflix rating game pt 8

part eight of the new netflix rating game:
solution to part seven is here.

anthropomorphizing is funny

from left to right: offended tarsier, tarsier who just farted

commuter mind-wanderings

last week i had some ideas about negative mass and a theory of harnessing 'gravitational magnets' for more efficient space travel, but a conversation with a friend proved that i was probably a little too insane for my own good.

this morning i had another crazy thought:
Déjà vú is the awareness of interference between parallel universes, much like the crossing of telephone lines or radio stations.
For a few brief moments, we are in tune with the quantum frequency of another time path.
The phrase 'time line' denotes a linear progression, so it is inappropriate in this speculative context.

thanks to doctor michio kaku's writing for kindling this thought fire.

netflix rating game pt 7

part seven of the new netflix rating game:
solution to part six is here.

snacks

death rain? how can you feel alive when you're dead?
these chips need to pick a side.
quite tasty though, i'll give them that.

netflix rating game pt 6

part six of the new netflix rating game:
solution to part five is here.

netflix rating game pt 5

part five of the new netflix rating game:
i apologize for the typo in the above image but they are simply screenshots, sans manipulation.

solution to part four is here.

netflix rating game pt 4

part four of the new netflix rating game:
leave a comment if you know the above answer.

solution to part three is here.

netflix rating game pt 3

part three of the new netflix rating game:
they will get more difficult, so don't feel too special.
leave a comment if you know the above answer.

solution to part two is here.