unbalanced and loving it

a recent online order demonstrated the following ratio:
shipping : item :: 400 : 1
this product would have cost between $5 & $15 at a physical store.
i await the negative part of online shopping.
don't say 'exercise' or 'identity theft' because those are lame choices.
i ride my bike a minimum of 3km every day, and my desk isn't real wood so i can't knock on it while disputing the second thought.