rated x for graphic language

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i had a quick thought whilst laying my sweet cheeks upon the porcelain bowl this morning.
pornographic movies need to maintain some semblance of continuity.
i couldn't care less about story. order a vegetable pizza, get a sausage one. call the plumber to fix your pipes, he ends up clogging them.
that doesn't bother me.
but i don't like when a girl is screaming "oh god! oh fuck!" and it cuts to a closeup of the penetration and there is clearly plenty of room left over. you could easily fit something else in there at the same time, or just more of what's in there already.
stop yelling.