nerd poll

i had a question rolling around my gray matter this afternoon, so i decided to ask a few people about their take on the situation. these are all male humans, between 18 and 28, who i hold in high regard in terms of their knowledge of technology and current gadget trends.
i asked this question to a number of these friends:
know any semi-foolproof ways to make a Zune a worthwhile purchase for a mac user?

here's something for those of you who don't understand the question.

for the rest of you, here are a few of the more memorable responses i received.

"hahahahahahah no"

"i don't even know wtf a zune is other than a windows ipod"

"no dice"

"i only buy mac products. i sold my soul to them a while back"

"ummm. aren't they basically ipods?"

"why do you want a zune? do you have brain worms?"

"just get an ipod you jerk"

"throw it through a mac store window and steal an ipod?"

i think i should probably get opinions outside of my friends in my industry...