free time

a little something i came up with during my introspective restroom alone-time business, aka dropping the kids off at the pool:

facebook, sexist version.

features for boys:

• random hot girl. (poke, message or discreetly stalk)
• party reconstruction for photo albums (so you did kiss that slut)
  
• emotionally damaged, drug-addled, barely-legal celebrity of the day
• the newest foreign automobile you can't afford
• job of the month, and how much more school you have to endure to achieve that job
  

features for girls:

• weekly hollywood badboy that you might have a chance with
• group wall-to-wall (spy on your man and the stupid whores he talks to)
• mobile relationship updates (john is 'complicated', huh? juicy!)
• integrated shoe shopping
• just the cutest smiley faces ever